Hail to the Chef
"I once reached this point when I asked the then professor of astrophysics at Oxford to explain the origin of the universe to me," Richard Dwason said. 'He did so, and I posed my supplementary: 'Where did the laws of physics come from in the first place?' He smiled: 'Ah, now we move beyond the realm of science. This is where I have to hand over to our good friend the chaplain.' My immediate thought was, 'But why the chaplain? Why not the gardener or the chef?'"